#things stupid people buy

car battery operated money wasting device // sharperimage.com // $34.99

I mean, think it through turkeys. How long are you going to spend scraping off your car window? Long enough for the ice to melt? No, scrape that shit as fast as you can, hit the wiper blades and get to work because you need to make money to fund your sharper image habit.

I love this, but…

I don’t want to kill the bug, just collect it…

bug vacuum // thingsyouneverknew.com // $29.98